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HMN: So Hillary Calls President Trump ...

Posted By: Watchman
Date: Monday, 31-Jul-2017 22:56:16

 

Hillary phoned the President’s office shortly after midnight.
“I need to talk to President Trump, it’s an emergency!” exclaimed Hillary.

After some cajoling, the President’s assistant agreed to disturb his boss’s study time.
“So, what is it that’s so important it can’t wait until morning?” grumbled Trump.

“Supreme Court Judge Ginsburg just died, and I would like to take her place,” begged Hillary.

“Well, it’s alright with me, if it’s OK with the funeral home,” replied President Trump.

Source http://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?read=80384

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Another joke that reminded me of Aco'..

 

"What kind of bee's produce milk"?

 

 

"Boobees"

 

:)

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A newly ordained priest, nervous about hearing confessions, finally asks an older priest to observe how he does and to give some tips.

After listening in on the second confession the older priest suggested that the younger man fold his arms and maybe rub his chin with one hand while saying phrases like "I see" or "I understand" or "Yes my child. Go on".

The young priest puts the suggestions into practice and later tells the older priest how much it has helped getting more information from his flock.

"You've done well" said the older man "isn't that much better than slapping your knee and yelling 'No way! What happened next?”

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