Cosmic Dreamer

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  1. A stockman named Bruce was overseeing his herd on the stock route in Western Queensland when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni® suit, Gucci® shoes, RayBan® sunglasses and YSL® tie, leaned out the window and asked the stockman, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?" Bruce looks at the man, who obviously is a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, why not?" The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell® notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3® cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop® and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany ...Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot® that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL® database through an ODBC connected Excel® spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry® and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet® printer, turns to the stockman and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves." "That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says Bruce. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. Then Bruce says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?" The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?" "You're a Senator from Canberra", says Bruce. "Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?" "No guessing required." answered the stockman. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about how working people make a living - or about cows, for that matter. This is a herd of sheep. Now give me back my dog."
  2. leakers

    Long winded but very interesting to say the least !!
  3. I received my latest copy Nexus magazine today in the mail and it has an article on the Mandela Effect in it for anybody whose interested.I remember at the last Nexus Conference Deekin ,Imelda and myself were having a chat with Duncan after one of the talks and Deekin asked him if he knew anything about the Mandela Effect. He said that he didn't know much about it and Deekin got on his case to do an article about it.Well Deeks ,He has finally done it ,cheers too You for laying the seed !!
  4. leakers

    @Imelda,just blame the Russians!!Good to see you posting again .
  5. leakers

    Thanks Breezy ,You explained it better than I did.I 'm not real fast on the keyboard so posts are short!
  6. leakers

    Hi Imelda,the address above is the only one He,She or They posts on. Q was using another one on 8chan until it was corrupted by trolls and Q fakers,hence only the latest posts.
  7. leakers Try this one Imelda,Q only posts.Very cryptic.
  8. Warning shot over the Bows !Starting to get very smelly now!!
  9. Happy Birthday Breezy.You rock,so just keep on rockin!
  10. Sounds like Carbon Monoxide poisoning Unity,human bodies turn pink when this happens.
  11. No worries Breezy,I always scroll down and read the comments on Disclose TV Vidoes as 90% of them are clickbait.It used to be a really cool site.Sorry to spoil the party!
  12. If you click on the link in EW"s post and read the comments below it explains it as an advertising sphere that came from the 2017 Russian Expo !
  13. "Train Spotting" was very much alike and was English made Deeks
  14. Maybe this guy needs a bit of Unity's Ball Steaming!!