Cosmic Dreamer

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  1. A thought crossed my mind while watching the above videos,young boys grow into young men very quickly,Read into it what you may!
  2. Unmute sound on Video for full effect !!
  3. Awsome Video from Hawai !
  4. The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for Retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any Two points in his body.. The officer got to choose what those two points would be.* *The first officer who accepted asked that he be measured from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked out with a bonus of $72,000.* *The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked Out with $96,000.* *The third one was a non-commissioned officer, a grizzly old Chief who, when asked where he would like to be measured replied,* *'From the tip of my weenie to my testicles.'* *It was suggested by the pension man that he might want to reconsider, explaining about the nice big checks the previous two Officers had received.* *But the old Chief insisted and they decided to go along with him providing the measurement was taken by a Medical Officer.* *The Medical Officer arrived and instructed the Chief to 'drop 'em,' which he did. The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the Chief's weenie and began to work back. "Dear Lord!", he suddenly exclaimed,* *''Where are your testicles?''* *The old Chief calmly replied, '' Vietnam ''.*
  5. Interesting info on the 432 cycle !
  6. A stockman named Bruce was overseeing his herd on the stock route in Western Queensland when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni® suit, Gucci® shoes, RayBan® sunglasses and YSL® tie, leaned out the window and asked the stockman, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?" Bruce looks at the man, who obviously is a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, why not?" The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell® notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3® cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop® and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany ...Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot® that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL® database through an ODBC connected Excel® spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry® and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet® printer, turns to the stockman and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves." "That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says Bruce. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. Then Bruce says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?" The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?" "You're a Senator from Canberra", says Bruce. "Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?" "No guessing required." answered the stockman. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about how working people make a living - or about cows, for that matter. This is a herd of sheep. Now give me back my dog."
  7. leakers

    Long winded but very interesting to say the least !!
  8. I received my latest copy Nexus magazine today in the mail and it has an article on the Mandela Effect in it for anybody whose interested.I remember at the last Nexus Conference Deekin ,Imelda and myself were having a chat with Duncan after one of the talks and Deekin asked him if he knew anything about the Mandela Effect. He said that he didn't know much about it and Deekin got on his case to do an article about it.Well Deeks ,He has finally done it ,cheers too You for laying the seed !!
  9. leakers

    @Imelda,just blame the Russians!!Good to see you posting again .
  10. leakers

    Thanks Breezy ,You explained it better than I did.I 'm not real fast on the keyboard so posts are short!
  11. leakers

    Hi Imelda,the address above is the only one He,She or They posts on. Q was using another one on 8chan until it was corrupted by trolls and Q fakers,hence only the latest posts.
  12. leakers

    https://8ch.net/greatawakening/res/1.html Try this one Imelda,Q only posts.Very cryptic.